The Terrorists are coming, the Terrorists are coming

Air Farce One

CHENEY GOES AHEAD WITH FOLSOM PRISON CONCERT

Vice President Dick "Buckshot" Cheney kept his word to the inmates at California's maximum security Folsom State Prison. He played a one hour set with his band "Dickie and The Trigger Happy Birdie Killers". The set received a luke warm reception until Cheney launched into his new, as yet unreleased, single "Go Fuck Yourself". During the guitar solo the Vice President thrilled the assembled audience by producing a rifle and opening fire. "He seems angry. Very angry" one inmate said "I mean, I always thought that the American people didn't like to vote for angry people but...Man, that dude is angry!" I managed to obtain a tape of the performance and am proud to present it.... here:

http://cheneyplaysfolsom.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

Sorry, I can't get the link to work. Copy and paste - I assure you it's worth it

Give Generously

to candidates that espouse the ideology that you believe in. Zack Space, running in the Democratic congressional primary is a good example: here

And, Ned Lamont, running in the primary against Joe Lieberman, is another great candidate here

You know you are still a republican if...

You are more upset about Brokeback Mountain than Abu Ghraib.

You can’t stand Hilary Clinton’s hair but you have no problem with Tom DeLay’s.

You think Global Warming is no big deal but environmentalists are a major problem.

You support the "war on drugs" but think Rush Limbaugh is being prosecuted unfairly.

You think professional athletes make too much money but Sam Walton’s kids deserve everything they have.

You like the way George Bush walks.

You think Al Gore is "wooden" and Donald Rumsfeld has charisma.

You think CNN is biased but Fox News is neutral. You like the sound of Newt Gingrich’s voice.

You are sure the United States has the best education and health care systems in the world.

You think Dick Cheney is a straight shooter.

You think Michael Chertoff’s beard makes him look distinguished.

You think the problem with our health care system is lawyers.

You think it was more important to locate Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress than to locate weapons of mass destruction.

You don’t believe "terrorism" has made Rudy Giuliani an incredibly rich man.

You believe freedom of speech covers everything Pat Robertson says and does, but burning a flag should be illegal.

You can be in the same room with Brit Hume.

You have yourself convinced that the country and world are better off now than 5 years ago.

Quail Hunting

A Quick Interactive Hunting Game and some facts about quail hunting.

Cheney's Got a Gun

Click here for the video

A hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners, and that recognize the matchless value of every life. Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research... creating human-animal hybrids
..-George W. Bush


Now that sentence didn't make a hell of a lot of sense to me, but I was hoping he meant this:

However, on second thought, I believe this is what he meant, and I certainly agree that it is an egregious abuse of human-animal hybrids. I am totally with the Prez on this one.

For the sake of our Children, II

A hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners, and that recognize the matchless value of every life. Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research... creating human-animal hybrids...

-George W. Bush, 1/31/06